Eugene loves Tunguska Blast!

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Will Act for Food

What happens when you take a bunch of out of work actors and introduce them to Tunguska Blast!? That's right friends, we're making a movie. Why you ask? Because we can.

Friday, May 2, 2008

Tunguska Fact #10

An obese woman lost 100 pounds in the year after she started drinking the Blast. Coincidence? Maybe. But seeing as I've lost four pounds over the last three weeks or so I'd just like to say Richard Simmons eat your heart out.

Friday, April 25, 2008

Clap Your Hands!

It's Eugene playing the ukulele!

Tunguska Fact #9

Tunguska Sample Respondent #47 forwarded the following to the database yesterday:

Hello. This is sample pack #47. At first I was apprehensive about the product, maybe it was a mental block regarding the effectiveness of Tunguska. However, after taking The Blast for three days I am calling to report my firm and regular stool activity. I no longer have any blockage. Thank You.

Interesting. And really, couldn't we all use a little help from time to time getting things going (so to speak)?

Monday, April 21, 2008

Tunguska Fact #8

The Perfect Swing:

Three days ago Eugene went golfing with his buddy Bill. On the third hole, Bill commented about how relaxed Eugene's swing had become over the past two weeks or so, to which Eugene calmly replied, " Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course - the distance between your ears", and with that tossed a sample bottle of the Blast to Bill and pared hole nine.

After the game, Eugene and Bill retired to the clubhouse for a post game cocktail and a little light reading from the Tunguska Blast! magazine. Bill stumbled upon this next bit of writing, accused Eugene of cheating and walked out. Eugene just settled back into his seat, took a swig of the Blast, and smiled.

Tests on thousands of plants throughout the Tunguska River Valley showed accelerated growth and dramatically enhanced nutritional values. Soil studies have only partly explained this phenomenon, indicating that intense heat appears to have concentrated soil nutrients to a greater richness than even volcanic soil.

Science has harnessed that remarkable environment to grow and harvest a proprietary Tunguska formula to:

  • Boost your energy and stamina
  • Support your immune system
  • Increase your mental clarity
  • Enhance your physical performance
  • And much, much more!

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Tunguska Fact #7

It has been brought to my attention through the acupuncturist that introduced Eugene to Tunguska Blast! in the first place, that several women, who prior to drinking the T-Blast, have been unable to achieve the blissful peak of orgasm have now discovered a multiplied state of satisfaction in their sex lives, if you know what I mean. The women who have never had this particular problem but are drinking Tunguska Blast! all the same, are having a rather enjoyable time going over speed bumps while riding the bus to work, if you catch my drift. This may or may not be a result of the effects of Tunguska, but regardless, here are two things that I do know to be true a) I've had an extremely self gratifying week, if you're picking up what I'm laying down, and b) don't knock it till you try it.

Please e-mail for a free sample.

Thursday, April 17, 2008


My father sent me this link. He believes. You should too.

Also, this is Eugene tap dancing because he's so happy.