An obese woman lost 100 pounds in the year after she started drinking the Blast. Coincidence? Maybe. But seeing as I've lost four pounds over the last three weeks or so I'd just like to say Richard Simmons eat your heart out.
In 1977 my dear friend Eugene invented Boboli the delicious, and I might add affordable, packaged pizza crust. Seriously, he invented it. Boboli grew into a 500 million dollar a year company. Eugene now believes that this is the future. I'm just saying.