The Perfect Swing:
Three days ago Eugene went golfing with his buddy Bill. On the third hole, Bill commented about how relaxed Eugene's swing had become over the past two weeks or so, to which Eugene calmly replied, " Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course - the distance between your ears", and with that tossed a sample bottle of the Blast to Bill and pared hole nine.
After the game, Eugene and Bill retired to the clubhouse for a post game cocktail and a little light reading from the Tunguska Blast! magazine. Bill stumbled upon this next bit of writing, accused Eugene of cheating and walked out. Eugene just settled back into his seat, took a swig of the Blast, and smiled.
Tests on thousands of plants throughout the Tunguska River Valley showed accelerated growth and dramatically enhanced nutritional values. Soil studies have only partly explained this phenomenon, indicating that intense heat appears to have concentrated soil nutrients to a greater richness than even volcanic soil.
After the game, Eugene and Bill retired to the clubhouse for a post game cocktail and a little light reading from the Tunguska Blast! magazine. Bill stumbled upon this next bit of writing, accused Eugene of cheating and walked out. Eugene just settled back into his seat, took a swig of the Blast, and smiled.
Tests on thousands of plants throughout the Tunguska River Valley showed accelerated growth and dramatically enhanced nutritional values. Soil studies have only partly explained this phenomenon, indicating that intense heat appears to have concentrated soil nutrients to a greater richness than even volcanic soil.
Science has harnessed that remarkable environment to grow and harvest a proprietary Tunguska formula to:
- Boost your energy and stamina
- Support your immune system
- Increase your mental clarity
- Enhance your physical performance
- And much, much more!
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